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Queen Seeks Lost Family Fortune to Alleviate Kingdom’s Funding Woes

by Lady WhistleblowerUpdated on March 18, 2025March 18, 2025

Dearest Gentle Reader, While the advent of St. Patrick’s Day is often celebrated amongst green beer-swilling Irish fanatics, our Queen has been forced to focus her attention on her current predicament. As most of you know, our Queen has been facing much public scrutiny and derision, mostly relating to her undying support of the current King. In order to rescue her good-works public persona, she knew that she needed a positive PR event of epic proportions. Her cunning plan? To unravel the secrets behind a family mystery leading to riches beyond the dreams of avarice. For certainly becoming the financial …

The Latest On Dit for March 7

by Lady WhistleblowerUpdated on March 7, 2025March 7, 2025

Dearest Gentle Readers, Oh my! This week has been a whirlwind of news, speculation, and social media commentary. For those of you who depend on this author to deliver the news, in a nutshell, here is what happened this week. Since the posting of last week’s On Dit, The Bored called a special meeting to discuss the latest Kingly snafus. After a lengthy meeting on Monday, everyone was informed that they would be hearing from the King. What came out later that evening was the most obvious non-apologetic apology letter ever written. (Wouldn’t it be interesting to have read the …

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Top Ten Excuses the Queen Makes for Stabbing the King in the Back

by Lady WhistleblowerUpdated on March 2, 2025March 2, 2025

10) But the song said, “They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can’t kill the beast…” Who knew? 9) I can’t believe that his muscles didn’t stop that knife from going in 8) Wow – I didn’t know eye daggers were really a thing! 7) I did it to a previous King (just for fun) and now I can’t help myself 6) Hey – I was just trying to get my point across! 5) I’m just living out my fantasy of wanting to take a stab at being the King 4) This is just my special queenly …

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The Latest On Dit for February 28

by Lady WhistleblowerUpdated on February 28, 2025February 28, 2025

Dearest Gentle Reader, This author had planned a relaxed and uneventful end to the week, so imagine the surprise at having to rush to press over the most recent Kingdom kerfuffle. And this news is hotter than Satan’s bath water as the story broke just this morning. Here is the latest offending post. Again, if you weren’t up early, you missed it, because we have yet another dirty delete. This is becoming quite the habit. It seems that someone who has access to our Kingdom’s official FB page decided it would be a great idea to post a teacher-derisive response …

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The Top Ten Things a Horse’s Ass Might Say if He Were K-Spin

by Lady WhistleblowerUpdated on February 25, 2025February 25, 2025

10) Hey – I may be bald, but just look at that tail! 9) The sound of my hooves gives me constant applause 8) And some people say that I can’t talk out of my ass…. 7) If you’re looking for a gift, you’re looking at the wrong end 6) Of course my pack is the heaviest. Quit your bitchin’! 5) If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. Get away from me you peasant! 4) I love the feel of the Queen’s crop 3) When I’m not spewing horseshit, I’m passing gas. 2) I would invite you closer, but then …

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The Queen’s New Consort

by Lady WhistleblowerUpdated on February 14, 2025February 14, 2025

Dearest Gentle Reader – It has been said that, “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance,” and if so, then the Queen has already found a perfect match in herself. It is always with baited breath that the Kingdom sits in rapt attention to the Queen’s relationship with each new King. It has become quite evident that the Queen is not interested in the finer points of intellectual discourse or rational thought, but is only piqued by the power vested in the position. With both the current King and the previous one, the Queen virtually cuddled up …

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The Latest On Dit for February 7th

by Lady WhistleblowerUpdated on February 7, 2025February 7, 2025

A New Member of the Bored With the passing of member Pester Brown, the bored is once again required to select a replacement to grace their supposedly august body. Despite the fact that this task was just held within the past month, the bored sent out yet another call for a lackey, otherwise known as a member. Despite the strong call from the community to bring on board a very experienced educator and administrator, Mary (the former Queen of Snots), the bored decided to bring on a new Baron instead. This author strongly suspects that the King and Queen absolutely …

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Rumours

by Lady WhistleblowerUpdated on January 14, 2025January 14, 2025

Dearest Gentle Reader, This author took a much needed break from the trials and tribulations of kingdom drama. You would think that holiday celebrations would have moderated the slow descent into dissolution, but this is where you are wrong. Despite the extra grace granted to us by nature’s gentle ministration, our royal overlords continued to plan the eventual destruction of the Kingdom as we know it – for it has been said that narcissists try to destroy your life with lies because they know theirs can be destroyed with the truth. And never has this been more true. Here are …

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The Nightmare Before Testing

by Lady WhistleblowerUpdated on December 20, 2024December 20, 2024

Dearest Gentle Reader, Come and gather round the fire while I relate to you this strangest of tales. Alas, that there are no ghosts to bring holiday redemption or hearts bursting into joyfulness and expanding with love (time three no less!), but sometimes true tales do not sport such happy endings. Our tale begins one day in the late autumn in a small village called Stewarttown. Now this town had a mayor named Burgerspinster Spinsterburger. Even though he actually held the title of mayor, he was essentially its dictator. And Burgerspinster Spinsterburger’s tiny shriveled heart held a secret. Inside his …

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Top 10 Symptoms That the King is Experiencing Roid Rage

by Lady WhistleblowerUpdated on December 18, 2024December 18, 2024

10) Extra paranoia in addition to his regular paranoia 9) Has an unnatural hatred of pitchforks – that useful barn tool! 8) Temper tantrums enhanced by super sweats 7) Thinks postal gnomes are stealing his mail for profit (Step 1 – Steal Mail, Step 2 – ??, Step 3 – PROFIT!!) 6) Has stashes of extra clothes everywhere because Hulk gets angry and rips them 5) Has anger that can only be appeased by hearing Kerlores Dumbridge-Void’s nasal tones 4) Eyeballs start to sweat whenever he tries to read email on a computer screen – therefore, he doesn’t read email. …

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