Lady Whistleblower (because having an experienced transportation supervisor just isn’t enough)
10) No electricity? No problem. No water? No problem. No (fill in the blank)? No problem. We just need to count the hours kids butts are in seats! So school’s on, kids!
9) His Magic 8-ball’s answer to the question, “Should we have school today?”
8) Knowing that the school kitchens’ stock of baking soda is at full capacity
7) Walking out of his house in Cincinnati and checking the streets there
6) Seeing what other schools are doing, and then doing the opposite
5) The temperature in Morgan county, you know, the north
4) If ice/frozen flood waters come all the way up to the door, school’s on! Kids can skate to school!
3) The number of parents that come after him on social media – NOTE: adding more all-calls will help this
2) His brass monkey died
And the number one thing to aid the King when deciding about winter school closures is….
1) If his nips can cut glass, IT’S TOO COLD FOR SCHOOL!
