Lady Whistleblower 10) Knowing when to call off school – no matter where he is!
9) Driving a bus or being a teacher – you pick
8) Finding a work wife wherever he goes
7) Manipulating the system so he never has to come to work
6) Spreading baking ingredients throughout the school
5) Conducting meetings via remote methods – even when he IS actually here
4) Posing (as an educational leader, a gym bro, and of course – PHOTOS – TRIFECTA!)
3) Being a quick charge artist – both physically (clothes) and mentally (mood/anger)
2) Getting a paid leave of absence while looking for his next job
And the NUMBER ONE THING that the King can do better than everyone else is…
1) Making and sharing self-sabotaging social media posts!
