Lady Whistleblower 10) But the song said, “They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can’t kill the beast…” Who knew?
9) I can’t believe that his muscles didn’t stop that knife from going in
8) Wow – I didn’t know eye daggers were really a thing!
7) I did it to a previous King (just for fun) and now I can’t help myself
6) Hey – I was just trying to get my point across!
5) I’m just living out my fantasy of wanting to take a stab at being the King
4) This is just my special queenly version of acupuncture
3) But he always said he was a cut above the rest!
2) Everyone thinks I’m the dullest knife in the drawer. I was just testing that out.
And the number one excuse the Queen makes for stabbing the King in the back…
1) Breaking in new Kings is just my second favorite thing to do. My first is taking them out when they become liabilities!
