Lady Whistleblower 10) The sun has to shine a certain percentage of the time, because that’s the law
9) If the sun is shining, they can do whatever they want – this is why they have special bored meetings in the afternoon
8) Anytime a song is played with “sunshine” or “sun” in the title, a rando flash mob occurs
7) That King Spinster is the foretold return of the Sun King (hint: he’s not, that was King George who brought us solar panels)
6) That students who receive too much sunshine (i.e. recess) will fail all state tests. So no recess for you, kids!
5) The Queen believes there is no sunshine when the King is gone
4) There is no law on darkness, so that’s where the bored usually operates from
3) Throwing shade is another way to get around the Sunshine Law.
2) That there is a magical umbrella (i.e. solar panels) which protects the bored from having to follow any laws put out by the sun or any other celestial object
And the number one bored misconception about the Sunshine Law is…
1) That all bored meetings must open with the King and Queen’s theme song, “Get Down Tonight” by KC and the Sunshine (Law) Band
