Lady Whistleblower 10) Hopscotch – because the King is good at jumping to conclusions
9) Mother/Kingy May I? – No one ever wins because the King always says No
8) Dodgeball – because the King is really good at dodging both work AND accountability!
7) Blow Football – the King has a lot of hot air to contribute (this game is an UK import)
6) Marbles – Low cost, because the King has lost all of his and the team can use them, but only after they find them!
5) Kick the Can – Just like how problems are dealt with here – down the road they go!
4) Hide-and-Seek – because no one actually knows where the King is most of the time anyway!
3) Duck, Duck, Goose – because the King is good at both ducking and goosing
2) Twister Team for Girls Only – never mind, because the King is about strength, not flexibility
And the number one alternative spring sport to be coached by the King is….
- Simon/King Says – For everyone! Because the peasants have to do it no matter what!
