Lady Whistleblower 10) Hey – I may be bald, but just look at that tail!
9) The sound of my hooves gives me constant applause
8) And some people say that I can’t talk out of my ass….
7) If you’re looking for a gift, you’re looking at the wrong end
6) Of course my pack is the heaviest. Quit your bitchin’!
5) If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. Get away from me you peasant!
4) I love the feel of the Queen’s crop
3) When I’m not spewing horseshit, I’m passing gas.
2) I would invite you closer, but then I wouldn’t be able to kick you.
And the number one thing a horse’s ass might say if he were K-Spin is….
1) Beating a dead horse means something completely different to me.
