Lady Whistleblower A New Member of the Bored
With the passing of member Pester Brown, the bored is once again required to select a replacement to grace their supposedly august body. Despite the fact that this task was just held within the past month, the bored sent out yet another call for a lackey, otherwise known as a member.
Despite the strong call from the community to bring on board a very experienced educator and administrator, Mary (the former Queen of Snots), the bored decided to bring on a new Baron instead. This author strongly suspects that the King and Queen absolutely didn’t want someone who had actual knowledge about education to call them to task for their shady goings-on. One is quite pleased with our newest lady-in-waiting though, Leto, Countess of Peitho. She was the sole vote against enshrining a new Baron against what seemed to be the will of the people. And a Baron of what you may ask? This author is quite intrigued as to what the Baron’s actual barony will be. Some rumors say that he could possibly be awarded the Barony of Taint, but we shall all have to wait and see, shall we?
The King’s Social Media Addiction Relapse
This author, and perhaps you, my dearest gentle reader as well, may have noticed a distinct decline in the number of social media selfies by the King. One must wonder why? Given the frequent, and nearly frantic pace of selfies posted to the kingdom’s page, there was a distinctly dry period post November’s bored meeting, and one wondered if the King’s addiction had been brought under control. Unfortunately, there was a small relapse directly after the holidays, followed by a series of signed posts, as opposed to selfies. Small steps, right? But since then, it has come to this author’s attention that the King has been spotted posting selfies on a page concerning another Kingdom.
See for yourself:
Additionally, the King, now to be known as K-Spin, has also decided to create this as his identifying image.
It has been said that, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness” and thus, I wish to thank the King for this fulsome compliment.
However, this author knows that just having posted this here, the King will get yet another shot of that dopamine that he so desperately craves.
The struggle continues….
And with that, dearest gentle reader, there are yet more questions to be answered. Is the King planning a war? (Beyond our borders, that is.) Is the King being granted largesse by a neighboring queen? Stay tuned as we address these and other questions in our next edition of The Latest On Dit.
