Lady Whistleblower 10) Huge Heart-Shaped Suckers so that with every lick they can congratulate themselves for maintaining power over the “suckers” in this Kingdom
9) A dozen rose stems – no flowers needed – just the thorn-covered stems for whipping the peons into shape
8) Personalized Candy Hearts – with messages like “Proletariat – we don’t need no stinkin’ proletariat”, “My Heart Burns for You with a Fire No Tums Can Put Out”, “Why build a school to prison pipeline when we can create the prison right here?” and other uplifting messages
7) A promise to gift each other with the actual hearts of their enemies (complete with an arrow through it) sometime in the future
6) A co-subscription to NordVPN so that they can keep their communications secret and so that no one knows what they are looking at during school bored meetings during public speaks
5) Creating a new shared Pinterest Board outlining all of their favorite ways to feed their narcissism together
4) His and Her swappable crowns – just like their roles!
3) A six-pack of ‘Roid & Rage Juice for those special school board meetings when the actual public decides to show up and question them
2) Promise rings to pledge each other’s support in all things, no matter how stupid
And the number one gift that the King & Queen gave to each other for Valentine’s Day is…
- Please go HERE to see it! (this author assures you of it’s safety)
