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God Doubles Down on Gridiron

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Dearest gentle reader, It has been said that there are more important things than winning or losing a game, but FedHock’s gridiron players have raised losing to an entirely new art form. This author had certainly held high hopes for the games against non-God opponents, but alas winning was not meant to be. Simply stated, the losses have moved from heartbreaking to body breaking. If God wanted to assure a win for His beloved Madonna, he made sure that FedHock would not carry any type of season momentum when coming against His God Squad. Following four straight losses (Millersport 30-20, …

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Labrinthia The Tournament Field

Lancer’s Gridiron Loss Chalked Up to Greater Opponent

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Dearest gentle reader – With the return of the fashionable set to FedHock, so too returneth those valiant young men who aim to chart their own course through that oh so noble sport of football. While it is true that FedHock has struggled mightily and in vain these past few years, nonetheless, optimism springs eternal in the legions of local football fans across the Kingdom. This optimism generally wears thin after the first game, and this season has been no exception. In perusing this season’s schedule, this author thinks she has unraveled the key to FedHock’s undoing. Simply put, FedHock …

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