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Queen Seeks Lost Family Fortune to Alleviate Kingdom’s Funding Woes

Dearest Gentle Reader, While the advent of St. Patrick’s Day is often celebrated amongst green beer-swilling Irish fanatics, our Queen has been forced to focus her attention on her current predicament. As most of you know, our Queen has been facing much public scrutiny and derision, mostly  relating to her undying support of the current King. In order to rescue her good-works public persona, she knew that she needed a positive PR event of epic proportions. Her cunning plan? To unravel the secrets behind a family mystery leading to riches beyond the dreams of avarice. For certainly becoming the financial …

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Top Ten Excuses the Queen Makes for Stabbing the King in the Back

10) But the song said, “They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can’t kill the beast…” Who knew? 9) I can’t believe that his muscles didn’t stop that knife from going in 8) Wow – I didn’t know eye daggers were really a thing! 7) I did it to a previous King (just for fun) and now I can’t help myself 6) Hey – I was just trying to get my point across!  5) I’m just living out my fantasy of wanting to take a stab at being the King 4) This is just my special queenly …