Dearest gentle reader, We’ve been apart for far too long. At last, FedHock’s dumb set has made its return, and so too has this author. As the season begins, the question on everyone’s mind, of course, is, which newly minted royal will shine the brightest? The crop this year proves to be rather bedazzling indeed. Unfortunately, not every new royal can attract the light and survive it. Our most recently appointed monarch is the shiny brand new HRM (His Royal Meathead) King Chasin Spinster. This author is certain that if the spotlight is not on Spinster, he will surely find his …
An Introduction
