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The Latest On Dit for March 7

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Dearest Gentle Readers, Oh my! This week has been a whirlwind of news, speculation, and social media commentary. For those of you who depend on this author to deliver the news, in a nutshell, here is what happened this week. Since the posting of last week’s On Dit, The Bored called a special meeting to discuss the latest Kingly snafus. After a lengthy meeting on Monday, everyone was informed that they would be hearing from the King. What came out later that evening was the most obvious non-apologetic apology letter ever  written. (Wouldn’t it be interesting to have read the …

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The Latest On Dit for February 28

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Dearest Gentle Reader, This author had planned a relaxed and uneventful end to the week, so imagine the surprise at having to rush to press over the most recent Kingdom kerfuffle. And this news is hotter than Satan’s bath water as the story broke just this morning. Here is the latest offending post. Again, if you weren’t up early, you missed it, because we have yet another dirty delete. This is becoming quite the habit. It seems that someone who has access to our Kingdom’s official FB page decided it would be a great idea to post a teacher-derisive response …

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The Top Ten Things a Horse’s Ass Might Say if He Were K-Spin

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10) Hey – I may be bald, but just look at that tail! 9) The sound of my hooves gives me constant applause 8) And some people say that I can’t talk out of my ass…. 7) If you’re looking for a gift, you’re looking at the wrong end 6) Of course my pack is the heaviest. Quit your bitchin’! 5) If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. Get away from me you peasant! 4) I love the feel of the Queen’s crop 3) When I’m not spewing horseshit, I’m passing gas. 2) I would invite you closer, but then …

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The Latest On Dit for February 7th

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A New Member of the Bored With the passing of member Pester Brown, the bored is once again required to select a replacement to grace their supposedly august body. Despite the fact that this task was just held within the past month, the bored sent out yet another call for a lackey, otherwise known as a member. Despite the strong call from the community to bring on board a very experienced educator and administrator, Mary (the former Queen of Snots), the bored decided to bring on a new Baron instead. This author strongly suspects that the King and Queen absolutely …

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Rumours

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Dearest Gentle Reader, This author took a much needed break from the trials and tribulations of kingdom drama. You would think that holiday celebrations would have moderated the slow descent into dissolution, but this is where you are wrong. Despite the extra grace granted to us by nature’s gentle ministration, our royal overlords continued to plan the eventual destruction of the Kingdom as we know it – for it has been said that narcissists try to destroy your life with lies because they know theirs can be destroyed with the truth. And never has this been more true.  Here are …

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The Nightmare Before Testing

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Dearest Gentle Reader, Come and gather round the fire while I relate to you this strangest of tales. Alas, that there are no ghosts to bring holiday redemption or hearts bursting into joyfulness and expanding with love (time three no less!), but sometimes true tales do not sport such happy endings. Our tale begins one day in the late autumn in a small village called Stewarttown. Now this town had a mayor named Burgerspinster Spinsterburger. Even though he actually held the title of mayor, he was essentially its dictator. And Burgerspinster Spinsterburger’s tiny shriveled heart held a secret. Inside his …

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Top 10 Symptoms That the King is Experiencing Roid Rage

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10) Extra paranoia in addition to his regular paranoia 9) Has an unnatural hatred of pitchforks – that useful barn tool! 8) Temper tantrums enhanced by super sweats 7) Thinks postal gnomes are stealing his mail for profit (Step 1 – Steal Mail, Step 2 – ??, Step 3 – PROFIT!!) 6) Has stashes of extra clothes everywhere because Hulk gets angry and rips them 5) Has anger that can only be appeased by hearing Kerlores Dumbridge-Void’s nasal tones 4) Eyeballs start to sweat whenever he tries to read email on a computer screen – therefore, he doesn’t read email. …

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Rules for Thee and NOT for Me

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Dearest Gentle Reader, I’ve heard it said that great communication begins with connection, and it’s one of those maxims that seems so apparently true that, rather than being profound, it just comes across as being obvious. Recently a communication between the King and School Bored fell into this author’s hands, and thus into this column. In the letter, the King disparages the district as a whole, its staff, and to close, the Bored itself. Now for those of you having no idea what the King is referring to when he talks about people showing up with pitchforks, it’s that he …

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The King Has Spoken

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Dearest gentle reader, Despite his short time with us, having started his journey on August 1st and having shared his  “vision” during convocation, the King just wants to say thank you to those who are “tea bags.”  As peons, we have a choice. We can submit to the environment that is imposed on us by the King and allow the environment to change us OR we can stick to our ideals and keep doing what is right for our students. Far too often, a despotic environment dims our light, and we tire of fighting for what we know is right …

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Top 10 Signs that You May Have the Correct Anatomical Characteristics to be a King

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Dearest Gentle Reader, This author brings to you… The Top 10 Signs that You May Have the Correct Anatomical Characteristics to be a King 10) Demonstrates Selective Hearing 9) Frontal Lobe Developed Towards Need for Adulation 8) High in the Instep 7) Muscular Physique to Assert Physical Domination (along with a very large spleen) 6) Hosts Respiratory Demon (assists with blowing a lot of hot air) 5) Lack of/underdeveloped Humerus 4) Selectively Attractive Gluteus Maximus (for those who bestow posterior smooches) 3) Penetrating Predator Gaze 2) Dopamine Addiction to Social Media And the number one sign that you have the …

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