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10) Huge Heart-Shaped Suckers so that with every lick they can congratulate themselves for maintaining power over the “suckers” in this Kingdom 9) A dozen rose stems – no flowers needed – just the thorn-covered stems for whipping the peons into shape 8) Personalized Candy Hearts – with messages like “Proletariat – we don’t need no stinkin’ proletariat”, “My Heart Burns for You with a Fire No Tums Can Put Out”, “Why build a school to prison pipeline when we can create the prison right here?” and other uplifting messages  7) A promise to gift each other with the actual …

10) Will up his daily fitness routine to include bench pressing THREE third graders at a time. (He hopes to up his game to three fifth graders by the end of the year.) 9) Will start communicating by smoke signals in order to circumvent state records requests 8) Will rename the new consolidated campus the Spinster-Void Programming Center 7) Wants to include a wider variety of coffee bean roasts, because that would prove his dedication to diversity. 6)  Institute new policy that all teachers must live on campus so that they will stay in the proper submissive mindset. Rent will …

10) Give your staff a book to read that’s 24 years old 9) Create a “communication plan” that literally puts up roadblocks to communication 8) Use AI to write multiple versions of emails – and send them all – AT THE SAME TIME! 7) Thinks that everyone’s jobs are so easy that he can fill in for anyone and everyone in addition to being the King! 6) Give the staff “lumpy” water because he doesn’t understand that coffee beans have to be roasted and ground before they “change” it.  5) Tries to inspire the staff by posting inspirational messages (i.e. …