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10) Knowing when to call off school – no matter where he is! 9) Driving a bus or being a teacher – you pick 8) Finding a work wife wherever he goes 7) Manipulating the system so he never has to come to work 6) Spreading baking ingredients throughout the school 5) Conducting meetings via remote methods – even when he IS actually here 4) Posing (as an educational leader, a gym bro, and of course – PHOTOS – TRIFECTA!) 3) Being a quick charge artist – both physically (clothes) and mentally (mood/anger) 2) Getting a paid leave of absence …

(because having an experienced transportation supervisor just isn’t enough) 10) No electricity? No problem. No water? No problem. No (fill in the blank)? No problem. We just need to count the hours kids butts are in seats! So school’s on, kids!  9) His Magic 8-ball’s answer to the question, “Should we have school today?” 8) Knowing that the school kitchens’ stock of baking soda is at full capacity 7) Walking out of his house in Cincinnati and checking the streets there 6) Seeing what other schools are doing, and then doing the opposite 5) The temperature in Morgan county, you …

10) Cafeterias will only serve protein shakes and celery 9) Make Federal Hocking Great Again! Two words: Coal Mining! 8) Make students wear mop slippers while in the school, we can save on custodial services! 7) Contract students out as physical laborers to local construction companies in lieu of PE 6) Apply for a Cannabis grow license for the FFA Greenhouse 5) Require a district “food tithe” where residents must give up 10% of all hunting, fishing and farming resources to the district to help stock the cafeteria. (For days when they run out of protein shakes and celery.) 4) …

10) Hopscotch – because the King is good at jumping to conclusions 9) Mother/Kingy May I? – No one ever wins because the King always says No 8) Dodgeball – because the King is really good at dodging both work AND accountability! 7) Blow Football – the King has a lot of hot air to contribute (this game is an UK import) 6) Marbles – Low cost, because the King has lost all of his and the team can use them, but only after they find them! 5) Kick the Can – Just like how problems are dealt with here …