10) The sun has to shine a certain percentage of the time, because that’s the law 9) If the sun is shining, they can do whatever they want – this is why they have special bored meetings in the afternoon 8) Anytime a song is played with “sunshine” or “sun” in the title, a rando flash mob occurs 7) That King Spinster is the foretold return of the Sun King (hint: he’s not, that was King George who brought us solar panels) 6) That students who receive too much sunshine (i.e. recess) will fail all state tests. So no recess …

10) Knowing when to call off school – no matter where he is! 9) Driving a bus or being a teacher – you pick 8) Finding a work wife wherever he goes 7) Manipulating the system so he never has to come to work 6) Spreading baking ingredients throughout the school 5) Conducting meetings via remote methods – even when he IS actually here 4) Posing (as an educational leader, a gym bro, and of course – PHOTOS – TRIFECTA!) 3) Being a quick charge artist – both physically (clothes) and mentally (mood/anger) 2) Getting a paid leave of absence …

(because having an experienced transportation supervisor just isn’t enough) 10) No electricity? No problem. No water? No problem. No (fill in the blank)? No problem. We just need to count the hours kids butts are in seats! So school’s on, kids!  9) His Magic 8-ball’s answer to the question, “Should we have school today?” 8) Knowing that the school kitchens’ stock of baking soda is at full capacity 7) Walking out of his house in Cincinnati and checking the streets there 6) Seeing what other schools are doing, and then doing the opposite 5) The temperature in Morgan county, you …