Lady Whistleblower 10) Extra paranoia in addition to his regular paranoia
9) Has an unnatural hatred of pitchforks – that useful barn tool!
8) Temper tantrums enhanced by super sweats
7) Thinks postal gnomes are stealing his mail for profit (Step 1 – Steal Mail, Step 2 – ??, Step 3 – PROFIT!!)
6) Has stashes of extra clothes everywhere because Hulk gets angry and rips them
5) Has anger that can only be appeased by hearing Kerlores Dumbridge-Void’s nasal tones
4) Eyeballs start to sweat whenever he tries to read email on a computer screen – therefore, he doesn’t read email. Problem solved!
3) Hung a tire in the woods specifically to support his mood swings
2) Uses caffeine as a cover for roid jitters
And the number one symptom that HRM King Spinster is experiencing roid rage is…
1) HemorROIDS! HemorROIDS! HemorROIDS!
