Lady Whistleblower Dearest Gentle Reader,
This author brings to you…
The Top 10 Signs that You May Have the Correct Anatomical Characteristics to be a King
10) Demonstrates Selective Hearing
9) Frontal Lobe Developed Towards Need for Adulation
8) High in the Instep
7) Muscular Physique to Assert Physical Domination (along with a very large spleen)
6) Hosts Respiratory Demon (assists with blowing a lot of hot air)
5) Lack of/underdeveloped Humerus
4) Selectively Attractive Gluteus Maximus (for those who bestow posterior smooches)
3) Penetrating Predator Gaze
2) Dopamine Addiction to Social Media
And the number one sign that you have the correct anatomical characteristic to be a King is…
Big Ego, Little Peen
